we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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