Where did you get a picture of my penis
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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