Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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