Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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