after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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