South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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