There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
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