If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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