i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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