So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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