Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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