He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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