She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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