The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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