Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Come share oat with me in your robe
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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