You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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