I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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