I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
4 words: hood of his car
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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