From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Damn victory sex feels great
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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