Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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