he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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