We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
