Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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