just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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