So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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