how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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