it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I could fuck to npr.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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