sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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