quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I am available for nakedness
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Randomize
