she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I will pee on everything he values.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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