How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
