it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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