No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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