You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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