its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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