i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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