Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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