If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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