I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I still have a little drunk in my system
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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