so that wasnt chicken after all
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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