I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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