On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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