I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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