that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
