I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
he puts the penis in happiness.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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