I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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