hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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