I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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