the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
