I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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