You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
How external is "for external use only"?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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