you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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